Poor Chuck.
I heard your car got keyed.
Best of luck.

Hey Chuck.
Did you ever find who did it?
What did you do to that schmuck?
Yes Chuck.
Your secret’s safe with me.
And I agree with you that SPAM sucks

No Chuck.
I’m sure you’ll be fine.
Just be sure to clean out the trunk.

Bye Chuck.
It’s been good to hear from you.
And sorry for calling you a cuck.