It’s a simple question, but the answer given can answer a complex question. It is said those with an IQ lower than 80 cannot answer adequately. They often respond “but I did eat breakfast yesterday morning” rather than imagine how they would have felt in the hypothetical scenario given. Hence, asking the question can work as a kind of impromptu IQ test.
Recently I found myself in a Twitter group chat with several homosexuals. I decided to test a variant of the breakfast question with interesting results, as follows:
Both of these homosexuals were unable to imagine a scenario in which they did not perform fellatio yesterday morning. Their lack of hypothetical thinking suggests each has an IQ lower than 80.
This tracks with international averages. Kareem Caliente comes from Lebanon where the average IQ is 83. Islam Vayntrub comes from Turkmenistan where the average IQ is also 83. This according to WorldData.info.
The Beast as Saint: The Truth About “Martin Luther King, Jr.”
WHEN THE COMMUNISTS TOOK OVER a country, one of the first things that they did was to confiscate all the privately-held weapons, to deny the people the physical ability to resist tyranny. But even more insidious than the theft of the people’s weapons was the theft of their history. Official Communist “historians” rewrote history to fit the current party line. In many countries, revered national heroes were excised from the history books, or their real deeds were distorted to fit Communist ideology, and Communist killers and criminals were converted into official “saints.” Holidays were declared in honor of the beasts who murdered countless nations.Did you know that much the same process has occurred right here in America?
Every January, the media go into a kind of almost spastic frenzy of adulation for the so-called “Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr.” King has even had a national holiday declared in his honor, an honor accorded to no other American, not Washington, not Jefferson, not Lincoln. (Washington and Lincoln no longer have holidays — they share the generic-sounding “President’s Day.”) A liberal judge has sealed the FBI files on King until the year 2027. What are they hiding? Let’s take a look at this modern-day plastic god.
Born in 1929, King was the son of a Black preacher known at the time only as “Daddy King.” “Daddy King” named his son Michael. In 1935, “Daddy King” had an inspiration to name himself after the Protestant reformer Martin Luther. He declared to his congregation that henceforth they were to refer to him as “Martin Luther King” and to his son as “Martin Luther King, Jr.” None of this name changing was ever legalized in court. “Daddy” King’s son’s real name is to this day Michael King.
I was going to run for office, but then I got high
I was going to file with the FEC, but then I got high
Now I’m Darryl Perry
and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was going to petition signatures, but then I got high.
I was going to ask people to sign to get me on the ballot, but then I got high.
Now it is past the deadline and I don’t have enough signatures for ballot access, but I know why.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
I was going to go to convention, but then I got high
I was going to educate everyone about PLAS, but then I got high
Now I’m jacking off
and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was going to troll IPR, but then I got high
I was going to censor some comments too, but then I got high
Now cyberpig lost all access
and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was going to cross the border, but then I got high
I was going to do it the legal way too, but then I got high
Now I’m sucking this coyote off
and I know why
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I’m a 50 year old virgin and life passed me by. Why oh why did I just let life pass me by?
I was going to try it with women but life passed me by.
I was going to be a millionaire first and life passed me by.
I waste my life on politics, so I know why,
life keeps on passing me by
and by and by.
Bi and bye!
I was going to have gay sex, so I got high.
I was going to give analingus too, so I got high.
I did what I was going to do, and now you know why.
I’ll keep doing them same dam thangs because I stay high!!!
I was going to be a rapper, but dam I be white.
I was going to be a pimp, but dam I be white.
I got no flow, no ho and no dough…but it’s all right
Because I’m alt right…
Because I’m real White…
Because I’m a White…
Andy’s version don’t flow. Try reading it out loud to see what I mean. If Andy is an aspiring rapper he really needs to keep his day job. His rapping name should probably be Vanilla Square. He wouldn’t know fresh lyrics and a dope beat if they ran him over with a bulldozer and then backed that thang up. I mean, I ain’t hating on a cracka, but if he wants to be a rapper, mumble rap is probably the biggest godsend that ever came his way. I have better raps come out of my beehind after eating to many beans than that weak, lame wannabe rap he wrote above. I hope I’m not belaboring the point too much but damn that do do done did not do.
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According to Mark Elworth Jr, chairman of the Legal Marijuana NOW Party of Nebraska, the Legal Marijuana NOW Party will place Afroman along with other “high quality” candidates on its primary ballots in Nebraska and Minnesota.
A joke candidate running for US Senate to represent Utah just sent me a DM on Twitter. It was Egg McMuffin, the Deep State plant who failed miserably in his quest to become President in 2016. Now he’s set his sights a little lower, but he’ll still lose embarrassingly; this time to Senator Mike Lee in November.
Just for laughs check out his desperate plea:
Hi, I’m Evan McMullin and I wanted to take a moment to tell you why I’m running for U.S. Senate in Utah.
When I served with the CIA, I fought extremism abroad. Now, we’re fighting it here at home. I believe we’re at another crossroads in our history and unless we stand up and fight for our Democracy we may lose it.
If you agree and want to join us, please consider chipping in to our campaign. Thank you!
You’d have to have a pretty low IQ to waste your money on McMuffin. What a pathetic loser!
Perhaps [Republicunt Liz Cheney] would be better off running as an independent or third-party as Trump supporters are quite hurt that it turns out they and Donald Trump are not safe from criticism.
If Republicunt Liz Cheney was just criticizing Trump that would be one thing. Trump has received justifiable criticism for the assassination of Soleimani, bombing Assad, failing to pardon Julian Assange, and peddling an untested vaccine.
Instead the Republicunt is attempting to personally destroy Trump and those around him. She is doing this for something Trump does not deserve criticism: January 6, the #Fedsurrection, in which the FBI duped Trump supporters to trespass the Capitol. It was a set up to prevent Trump from running in 2024. The post-presidency impeachment trial based on this failed, however, and now the January 6 committee, which Cheney co-chairs is the latest attempt to jam up Trump and his allies.
43,907 ballots from Facebook-funded drop boxes are now under investigation because they were counted in DeKalb even though they violated Chain of Custody rules. These illegal ballots are nearly 4X the margin in GA alone (11,779)
35,000 illegal votes cast in GA from voters in the wrong county, roughly three times the amount necessary to ‘tip the 2020 results’
Poll workers were caught scanning ballots multiple times on camera in Fulton County. Ballot images obtained through a public records request revealed these duplicate votes, including at least 3,390 extra votes for Joe Biden
Tally sheets from the Fulton Co. hand recount also revealed 100-0 and 200-0 vote counts for Joe Biden
Also in Fulton, they threw out Trump votes, while spoiled ballots were unlawfully counted for Joe Biden
The Wisconsin Legislative Audit Bureau recently found numerous law violations in the 2020 election including 44,272 people who voted in November 2020 without ever showing Voter ID. This alone is more than twice the vote margin in the state
The Wisconsin Election Commission ‘shattered’ the law by ordering nursing homes to ignore election laws, leading to widespread voter fraud and ballot harvesting uncovered by the Racine, Wisconsin sheriff’s office
In Pennsylvania, there are 49,141 more votes than voters. By law, Pennsylvania cannot certify any results from precincts that are out of balance
Warhol died in Manhattan at 6:32 a.m. on February 22, 1987, at age 58. According to news reports, he had been making a good recovery from gallbladder surgery at New York Hospital before dying in his sleep from a sudden post-operative irregular heartbeat. Prior to his diagnosis and operation, Warhol delayed having his recurring gallbladder problems checked, as he was afraid to enter hospitals and see doctors. His family sued the hospital for inadequate care, saying that the arrhythmia was caused by improper care and water intoxication. The malpractice case was quickly settled out of court; Warhol’s family received an undisclosed sum of money.
Shortly before Warhol’s death, doctors expected Warhol to survive the surgery, though a re-evaluation of the case about thirty years after his death showed many indications that Warhol’s surgery was in fact riskier than originally thought. It was widely reported at the time that Warhol died of a “routine” surgery, though when considering factors such as his age, a family history of gallbladder problems, his previous gunshot wound, and his medical state in the weeks leading up to the procedure, the potential risk of death following the surgery appeared to have been significant.
Warhol’s brothers took his body back to Pittsburgh, where an open-coffin wake was held at the Thomas P. Kunsak Funeral Home. The solid bronze casket had gold-plated rails and white upholstery. Warhol was dressed in a black cashmere suit, a paisley tie, a platinum wig, and sunglasses. He was laid out holding a small prayer book and a red rose. The funeral liturgy was held at the Holy Ghost Byzantine Catholic Church on Pittsburgh’s North Side. The eulogy was given by Monsignor Peter Tay. Yoko Ono and John Richardson were speakers. The coffin was covered with white roses and asparagus ferns. After the liturgy, the coffin was driven to St. John the Baptist Byzantine Catholic Cemetery in Bethel Park, a south suburb of Pittsburgh.
At the grave, the priest said a brief prayer and sprinkled holy water on the casket. Before the coffin was lowered, Warhol’s friend and advertising director of Interview Paige Powell dropped a copy of the magazine, an Interview T-shirt, and a bottle of the Estée Lauder perfume “Beautiful” into the grave. Warhol was buried next to his mother and father. A memorial service was held in Manhattan for Warhol at St. Patrick’s Cathedral on April 1, 1987.
Congressman Matt Gaetz says he will nominate Donald Trump for Speaker of the House after the Republican Party takes control of the House of Representatives following the 2022 mid-term elections. Even though Trump is not likely to be a sitting member of the House at the time, the Constitution does not require the Speaker be a sitting member of the House, although every past Speaker has been one. If the Republican caucus gets behind Trump and makes him the Speaker, he would become second in line to the presidency assuming Joe Biden and Kamala Harris still remain as president and vice president.
If Biden stays in office and Kamala is not yet run out of town then both Biden and Kamala would need to be impeached and removed with 67 Senate votes for Speaker Trump to become President again. If Biden dies or resigns for health purposes then only Kamala would need to be impeached and removed which would not be difficult given how unpopular she is. If Kamala resigns, as she reportedly has been considering, and Biden is unable to fill the vice presidential vacancy either due to his own ineptitute or his party’s lack of a majority in the two houses, then Speaker Trump would be the next in line to the presidency. If Biden then dies, resigns, or is forcibly removed by the 25th Amendment or an impeachment conviction, Trump would become President once again.
In this scenario, Trump would still be eligible to run again in 2024 for another four year term. Theoretically, Trump could be President a total of 10 years, the most of any since Franklin Delano Roosevelt was in office for 12 years from 1933 to 1945. The Democrats did this to themselves and only have themselves to blame. If the Democrats hadn’t cheated in 2020, Trump would be leaving office in 2025. Instead Trump could be starting his second term that very year and could remain as President until 2029.
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